Yeah, I'm jumping on the bandwagon and having a new account.
This one is old, and I can't stand it anymore, so go and head over to my new account;


Thankyou<3

Oh man, there's one month left of the year. Balls.

Half Term
Well, it was pretty fantastic. I spent everyday with ~Ramzo-Chan and ~The-Soranator, who yelled at me for watching Fight Club 2847293 times. Though she made me Cinnamon cookies so it was cool. Much fun was had.

Little Boots Gig
I went with ~The-Soranator,~Ramzo-Chan and ~Andatariel. We had KFC, then waited around and had lovely conversations in the que. There was a tall, fat couple standing infront of us, but I abused them with my boots. The supports were good, A ginger geeky guy with a fro was one of them, Eric something... And Ellie Goulding, who I love. Except I didn't realise it was her until her third song, because I suck. Little Boots herself was utterfly adorable, she's tiny! She put on a really good show, visually and musically. She even did an encore with her cup of tea and her bathrobe. After that we went to Birmingham to meet up with ~dannytrademark,~Kirby-lou and ~D0llieDaydream.

WASS Sleepover
It was fucking hilarious. We filmed various things, and i'm hoping Danny puts it up on the WASS YouTube sometime soon. Danny,Charlie and Kirby pussied out at 5am and went to bed, Whilst myself, Bekky, Emma and Rhiannon stayed up all night in the freezing cold kitchen and ate everything. :3 Bekky and Emma also nfected me with gay

Halloween.
My favourite day of the year! Me, Charlie, Emma and Rhiannon spent it out in Birmingham, where we saw the Zombie walk, and hung out being cool. It was awesome to have Emma down for the weekend <3 Then I went back to Charlie's house, where we got drunk. It was the first time i've ever drunk alcohol, so that was amusing. Charlie was dissapointed that I took the shot like a man. Also, I found I'm only good at Guitar Hero when i'm drunk.

Other
I love ~WeAreSoStartled, trufax. I'm supposed to be going to the Doctors soon, which won't be so fun, but it's worth it. Also, I have a super awesome girlfriend who makes me cinnamon cookies - ~The-Soranator .
Stop taking things the wrong way, yeah? Good. I'm done. I have fun laughing over it anyway. Suck my cock, motherfuckersssss.

Quotes
"We need harpoons,"
"No, nukes."

"I wouldn't buy 'tophe dogtags or something faggy, i'd buy a rocket launcher."
"Why would you buy Christophe a Rocket Launcher?"

"P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface"
"MahmahmahMAH"

"Hey Guys, Let's watch Supernatural!"
"NO."

"God, I hate you Cartman."
"CART-MAN? CART-MAN? OH GOD, I'VE GOT ZEST IN MY NOSE."

"Good Morning Stan. We ate everything."
"Everything?"
"Yes. Everything. The pumpkins? Those too. Supernatural? That too."

"Gregory, Don't pokerface on the Sofa, you'll fall off....Why don't you listen?"

"Tummyrubs for Kenny."

"Hey Gregory, Can you feel the rub?"
"OKAY, I'M GETTING OUT THIS BED RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T HANDLE THE GAY."

"'tophe, sit the fuck down."
"NO. I need to go piss. BUT MY HEADS TOO HEAVY, I CAN'T WALK DOWN STAIRS."

"I once had sex in clown makeup...."
"...Wait, What?"

20 Random Facts;;
1. I'm short.
2. I look younger than I m.
3. I do Theatrical & Media Make Up at College. I love it.
4. My bedtime is around 4am on a college day.
5. I don't drink alcohol. I'd rather have caffiene.
6. My favourite word is "sodomize" though "euphoria" and "nostalgia" come after.
7. I love to make/draw/write things for people, but then I forget to give them to them.
8. I'm not a fan of parties.
9. I try to be as geeky as possible.
10. I don't want kids or marriage.
11. I really do appreciate the little things.
12. I find the usual inappropriate and offensive things hilarious.
13. Sleep, to me, is a waste of time.
14. One day i'd like to live in Paris.
15. Even if I know German, and not French.
16. I really miss my old English lessons.
17. I worry a lot more than you'd think.
18. Kamina is my hero, though, Lara Croft & Tyler Durden are second.
19. I think the latter two should be in a movie together. I'd jizz.
20. I like it when people tell me exactly what they think of me.


And now one for Christmas time:

Step 1.
<sub>Make a post in your journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple ("I'd love a LJ icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa could get in touch with you.</sub>


Step 2.
<sub>Surf around your friends list (or friends friends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.</sub>

Step 3.

The List:

<sub>1. Handmade gifts/letters/drawings etc.
2. Scarves. Especially if they're twice the size of me.
3. Cigarettes. Malboro Reds.
4. MONEY.
5. A Nazi uniform. T^T I think they're well stylish. Well done, Hugo Boss.
6. South Park related stuff.
7. Gaspard Ulliel.
8. Waistcoats/Blazers/Ties. I like to look smart. Yeaaaah.
9. Happy stuff :3
10. I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.</sub>

I'm interested;
→ post a picture in my comments of what you think describes me when you think about what/who I am. Give no written explanation. Just an image.

<3

I got tagged.

01: What's your name?
Samm.

02: What's your nickname?
'tophe, Christophe

03: How many friends do you have, or can't you count them all?
I have lots of friends, I'm so popular, obviously ¬_¬

04: Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Mhmmm. ~The-Soranator. She's a fag.

05: Who's your BEST friend? Choose between all those mates!
~The-Soranator AND SINCE SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME I'M GOING TO BE NICE AND SAY ~Ramzo-Chan too. Hardcoreeee.

06: Type in the name of a different friend, the first that comes into your head, followed by .com and tell us what the site is.
Katt.com. It's a sight full of gays with hairy necks. lolololol.

07: How old are you?
16.

08: Did you do anything today that will be memorable?
..Not really. I ate, played WoW, slept, And that's about it.

09: Last movie you watched?
Labrynith. Fuck yeaaah. David Bowieeeeee<3

10: Last cartoon you watched?
Iunno man.

11: Do you have any siblings??
I do.

12: What age were you when you got your first kiss?
I don't know. OHWAIT I DO. Bad times.

13: If you could be anyone else, who would you be?
Gaspard Ulliel. T^T<3 ~Ramzo-Chan Just whispered to me "Put meeee~"

14: Where do you live, and do you enjoy living there?
Wolverhampton. It's okay. Unless there's a football match on.

15: Is it cold where you live?
Meh, It's okay.

16: If you had the chance to go and live somewhere with the opposite climate to your place, would you go?
Iunno. OHWAIT. CALIFORNIA BB.

17: Do you have any friends over-seas?
OBAMA.

18: Do you have a favorite actor?
Angelina Jolie, ffffffffff

19: Do you have a favorite colour?
Brown/Blue.

20: What makes/has made you smile?
Uh. Iunno. I hate everything.

21: When was the last time you got in a car?
Uhmm Wednesday.

22: What about the last time you were on Public transport?
Yesterday T^T

23: What are you wearing right now? HEAD TO TOE.
3 Black earrings, Blue bra, David Bowie shirt, Blue boxers, Blue jeans, Gregy Socks.

24: Any song got stuck in your head today?
REBEL REBEL, YOU'VE TORN YOUR DRESS. REBEL REBEL YOUR FACE IS A MESS. FFFFF<3
Yes. It's David Bowie. T^T

25: When was the last time you went shopping, and what did you buy?
I went shopping yesterday. I brought presents ;D

26: Last time you comforted anyone?
I don't know.

27: Who was the last person you kissed, and when did you kiss them?
I kissed Charlie. Iunno. Today, I think. I don't remember.

28: Is there an emote, or a face that you use too much? Like xD or 8D?
;D Charlie says I have a sleazy wink. Whore.

29: This is nearly the end. Say something only you and a good friend will understand.
HURRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR.

30: And now tag some bitches!
~The-Soranator ~Ramzo-Chan And uh, Anyone else.

A quiiiiiiiiiiz. Stolen off Gregory.

1) What gender are you?
Genderless.

2) What is your age?
16.

3) Do you want a hug?
Sure.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Why yes, I have quite a few.

5) What is your favorite food?
I don't know, man.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ben And Jerrys Phish Food. omnomnom.

7) Are you a virgin?
I am indeed.

8) Have you killed anyone?
YES, ALL THE TIME. No, Not really. 3:

9) Do you hate anyone?
Quite a few.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Only one.

11) What is your favorite season?
Autumn<3

12) Who is/are your best friend/s?
~The-Soranator And :decdannytrademark:,~akimiyuki,~Ramzo-Chan.

13) What are your hobbies?
Writing, Drawing, Taking Photos, Geeky shit.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Starbucks Caramel Coffee Frapp.

15) When is your birthday?
Christmas Eve, Bitches.

16) What age did you die?
I'm not dead. D8

17) Are you nice or mean?
I'm rather mean. Sorry.

18) Are you social or shy?
Depends where I am, really.

19) What do you think of your parents?
They suck :3

20) What’s your weakness?
Pfft. Guess.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Not very. I suck at swimming.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Usually? Go to bed about 5am. Wake up at 9. Do usual human stuff.

23) Do you love someone?
SURe, I LOVE GASPARD ULLIEL T^T

24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
I don't know. When I was a kid.

25) What's your favorite band?
Stars.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Not that I can remember.

27) Willingly?
Iunno.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
SHanging out with WASS.

29) At night?
Gametiem.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Yes.

32) It's clear you're gay.
Damn. How'd you know? But I'm 50% straight too!

33) What’s your favorite thing to touch?
Uh, Wut.

34) Anyone love you?
I don't know.

35) What’s your favorite color?
Blue/Brown.

36) When was the last time you cried?
Uhh, Last week.

37) Do you have a pet?
Yes. 3.

38) What do you consider yourself an expert in?
;D
uh, Iunno.

39) Are you crazy?
Depends who you ask~

40) What are you?
Human. Trap. Rude. Short. Violent. Smoker.

41) What´s your nickname?
Christophe, 'tophe, Chris.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
50/50.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
I'd be a motherfucker supervillian.

44) Favorite movie?
South Park<3

45) What is your current occupation?
Theatrical & Media Makeup student.

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
EVERYONE.

47) What's your favorite song?
reVerse + reBirth - Abingdon Boys High
orrrrrrr Your Ex-Lover Is Dead - Stars.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
How Manly.

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?
No.

50) Ever think about getting married?
No.

I have.

52) When was the first time you 'did it'?
¬_¬

53) Do you have any piercings anywhere?
One in my left ear, 4 in my right.

54) Any tattoos?
Not yet!

55) What's your worst nightmare?
Uh. Old people. 'fo srs. They're fucking scary.

56) What do you want people to remember about you?
I don't know.

57) What's the most exotic place you've ever visited?
CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

58) Boxers or Briefs?
Boxers.

59) If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be?
Iunno. I'd like a threesome With Lara Croft and Tyler Durden plz.

60) Final question. Who do you tag?
anyone